What's the most foolish reason you've ended a relationship for?

[Cedric]

Ever ended things with someone for a super silly reason? Like, maybe they chewed too loudly or hated your favorite movie? Share the funniest or weirdest reason you've ever broken up with someone. Let's keep it light and laugh at the weird stuff that can turn us off!

I'll go first. When I was 17, one of the first serious relationships I had - I ended for wanting to get out more, spend the weekends with my friends again, going out.

 

[Teegold]

This happened to a friend of mine. He ended a 3 years relationship because he thought his girlfriend was too short. He was not that tall too so he didn't want to get married to her and have short kids. My question is did he not see that before he asked her out?
Its hilarious when you think about it.

 

[Debashis]

When I was 17, I broke up because my annual exam results were poor. Drastically dropped from 82% in the previous year to 41%. The school principal called my parents and warned them about my future. It was a crucial year so I decided to focus only on studies. Hence, we broke up. It was my first serious relationship. We ended it saying we would patch up after things get back on track but I was not able to reach out to her.

 

[Cedric]

When I was 17, I broke up because my annual exam results were poor. Drastically dropped from 82% in the previous year to 41%. The school principal called my parents and warned them about my future. It was a crucial year so I decided to focus only on studies. Hence, we broke up. It was my first serious relationship. We ended it saying we would patch up after things get back on track but I was not able to reach out to her.

That is quite sad actually. But yes, the struggles we must go through....

 

[Regina George]

I’ve done the whole “it’s not you, it’s me” before for no particular reason. I just didn’t want to be in a relationship anymore. I’m a bit of a savage.

 

[Debashis]

That is quite sad actually. But yes, the struggles we must go through....

That mostly happened because of direct/indirect societal pressure. Since then, I make sure society is never a factor while I make any decision.

 

[Debashis]

I’ve done the whole “it’s not you, it’s me” before for no particular reason. I just didn’t want to be in a relationship anymore. I’m a bit of a savage.

Lol. I guess it would be more savage when a girl breaks up saying she realized she's not straight actually... "It's not you, it's her! xD"

 

[Regina George]

Lol. I guess it would be more savage when a girl breaks up saying she realized she's not straight actually... "It's not you, it's her! xD"

Dang. That actually is pretty savage and sad at the same time

 

[Debashis]

Dang. That actually is pretty savage and sad at the same time

Ikr. I had heard of something similar from a stand up comedian. It had actually happened with her.

 

[cynosure.x]

I don't think I ever broke up for a silly reason... I usually got broken up with. I broke up my longest relationship because it was hella toxic and my second to last relationship I broke up with because we were not compatible, different styles of living etc.

 

[Ravenfreak]

I never broke off a relationship for silly reasons. I've only been in three relationships, and the second relationship I'm pretty sure I was being catfished. The other relationship I had other than the two with my wife (yeah we dated for about a month in 2008 and then broke up since we rushed things. We got back together in June of 2009.) didn't last long because I still had feelings for my wife at the time and we were slowly getting close so I didn't want to cheat on the other girl. (Plus our relationship was online. We didn't have the chance to meet in person but we did talk on the phone.)

 

[Aragon Burner]

lmao I dumped a girl once because she farted while we were having sex haha. I was disgusted lol

 

[Cedric]

lmao I dumped a girl once because she farted while we were having sex haha. I was disgusted lol

 

[Ravenfreak]

lmao I dumped a girl once because she farted while we were having sex haha. I was disgusted lol

You don't like a little thunder from down under? Lol farts aren't my thing but this is hilarious and I couldn't pass up this opportunity to crack a joke.

 

[NeoMetallix]

"She ate her peas ONE AT A TIME"
- Jerry Seinfeld

 

[Heatman]

She hated football and was always talking down on it. I couldn't stand it because after money, football is the next thing that gives me joy.