The thread for all yo mamma jokes. Yo mama is so fat the scales said to be continued. Yo mama is so fast even astronauts can't get over her.
Yo mama is so fat it takes 2 trains, 3 busses and a taxi to get on her good side. Yo mama is so fat she uses a matrase for a tampon Yo mama is so fat she irons her cloths on the drive way Yo mama is so dumb she climbed over a glass window to see what was on the other side. Yo mama is so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept Yo mama is so dumb she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order To mama is so skinny she tired sideways and disappeared To mama so dumb she walked into a bar Yo mama is so fat a semi truck hit and she said, "Who threw that pebble ?" I'll stop now
Oh 2 more. Yo mama is so old on her birth certificate it says expired Yo mama sat behind Jesus in 4th grade
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed. Yo mama is so fat when she tries to get out of bed she rocks herself back to sleep. Yo mama is so fat she is on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie. Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public. Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample. Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did. Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book. Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store. Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats. Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey. Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps. Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family. Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo. You can find more on http://bestyomamajoke.com/
1. Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost. 2. Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time. 3. Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet. 4. Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared. 5. Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. 6. Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. 7. Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. 8. Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on. 9. Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her. 10. Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money! Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?" Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you. Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit. Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key. Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate. Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned. Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food." Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer. Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down. Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed. Yo Mama so stupid, if she got a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change. Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
